Wednesday, 20 July 2011

FROM GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY..!!!!

Fuuh..!!! it's been a while since my last post here and that's because Im out of town, developing my power and the trials that my dad sets for me...!!!! So, Enough said and the story goes like this.... :-

What a Stupid Show their playing...!!! Hey, did I hear someone scream
..???








Gotta Move Fast...!!! My Super Speed Shall Do The Trick...!!!!







Damn, Not Enough Strengh For This Huge Gate..!!! UUrrgh... UUrggh..!!





Gotta Act Fast Here Fir..!!! Let's See, YEESS..!!! The Fuse Box...!!!!






Maybe If I Deactivate The Swicth Box Here And Cut The Green Wire, The Gate Can Be Open Manually...!!!!






Eeerr, I Need A Screw Driver........!!!




TO BE CONTINUED ON NEXT POST...........



Monday, 18 April 2011

You Dont Wanna Mess Around With Me..!!!!

Well, Daddy told me that I looks like a Pimp that's having his hang over after a long night...!!!! But serious though, Im not into that..!!! Im a Jedi with out a lightsaber..!!! Im Spartacus with out a sword..!!!! Im Clark Kent with out the glasses..!!! Im.. Im.. Im.. ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....!!!!!
There goes Daddy's Sun glasses..!!!!
Aaahhhh...!!!! Nice View..!!! Zzzzzzzz......
The Belly...!!!! Enough Said...!!!!

Thursday, 14 April 2011

Ikea And The Curve..!!! (not that 'curve' to me..!!!)

Okay guys...!!! Couple of weeks ago, I've decided to go to Ikea, looking for my Fortress Of Solitude..!!!(It's my 'bed' for those people who doesnt watch Smallville...!!!) Goosshhh.., It's as hard as Superman defeating Doomsday, and my bugdet that Daddy gave me was below RM100..!!!! (kedekut...!!!! ) And we came back empty handed..!!!! Isskk...!!!! But it's ok..!!! Just look at the bright side..!!! There's a lot of super chick that I can flirt with..!!! After all, Im an Ashouzarian...!!!! Hehehehehe...!!!! Where's the chick..??? Where's the chick...????
Now That's What I Called "Reflection....!!"
Not Approved By Daddy And Mummy...!!!
I Want This In My Room..!!! It's Liverpool Colour..!!!
I Kinda Like This...!!!! Round and Round and Round...!!!
son : Is That A Chick Daddy..???

daddy : No Son.., It's just a Fish With Big Boobs...!!!!
So Peaceful...!!!! "NOOOT...!!!!!"

Let's go home Daddy..!!! Dah Maghrib..!!!

Wednesday, 23 February 2011

Tuesday, 22 February 2011

Guess What..!!! Im Back...!!!!

Howdy Fella's..!!! I know..!!! I know..!!!! It's been a long time since my last post, but believe me dude, I've been super busy with my new routine...!!! There goes my Jedi Training, my guitar lessons, my lunch nap and so on coz I've gotta help Daddy and Mummy reorganized and decorated our new house, our new place, our new castle, our new "Home"...!!!!!

Hmmm...!!! The "Pak Imam" looks weird though...!!!!!

Softlan..?? Checked..!!! Vegetables..?? Checked..!!! My Backpack..??


Gym Class Heroes...????? Naaaahhh....!!!



For da last time people, the background its not the ocean....!!!!




I know...!!! I Know...!!! Just woke up lah...!!!!!



Stop Doing That Mom..!!! Cant Breath..!!!




Wake Up, You Lazy Ass...!!! Time To Clean The House...!!!




My Version Of Austin Power's Mini Me...!!!!

Wednesday, 26 January 2011

Things That Daddy Hate The Most...!!! Hehehehe...!!

Ok guys..!!! Since Im out of Idea's for this week post, I'll just put some of my pictures, Which makes my dad gone crazy with my cute yet adorable attitude..!!! These are the best stuff that I've done so far besides being a Jedi and loving my mummy and jamming Black Sabbath's song with daddy...!!! Happy reading guys and Happy Chinese New Year...!!!! Where's the bloody ang pau..???
Cilmbing on top of the world...!!!! (the bed to be exact...!!)


Singing Ozzy Osburne's "Crazy Train" in Malay Version..!! Ai.!! Ai..!! Ai..!!



Destroying the Jacuzzi while making dad wait for his turn...!!!! hahah...





Pretending the Robotic Brotosaurus is actually our House Maid...!!!





Asking the Ladies, "eerrr..??? Can I get to know you, Shorty...??"



Daddy's screaming "When is ever gonna be my turn..???"




Try to float all the stuff like Luke Skywalker...!!!!

P/S:- I LOVE YOU DADDY...!!! AND MUMMY TOO...!!!

Sunday, 16 January 2011

Ride The Lighting, Dude...!!!

Arrrgggghhh...!!!! Thats how I screamed for my latest EP single, titled "Mama's And Diaper's", hoping to sell about 5000 units this month...!!!! Its a song mainly about the disatisfaction of wearing diapers, mostly..!!! Mummy asked me to play it as a Dangdut, but daddy asked me to do a little bit of screamo..!!! Conclusion, 70's tune would be perfect like the kid in the video I've downloaded below...!!! Simple and Rockin...!!! Enjoy Guys..!!!! Peace Ya'll...!!!




Practising The Tune Of Love And Hate...!!!


Destroy The Guitar, Just Like Daddy...!!!!



Check It Out Guys, Playing It With The Legs...!!! Skill Is Needed, Brother...!!!

Monday, 10 January 2011

Freedom Is Better Than S26.....!!!

Hehehehehehe....!!!! What a Day....!!!! What a Lucky Day....!!!!! Daddy's supposed to meet up with Ayah Reep but he's kinda busy flirting with mummy bout his little star wars figure, and conclusion, he ended up throwing me the car key and asked me instead to meet my beloved Uncle...!!!! With no hesitation, I start the engine, drive all the way to ampang, get drunked with Ayah Reep, and Im so in the good mood on the way home...!!!! Thanks for the Booze Ayah Reep...!!!! "In Ashouza We Trust...."

Okay now, where's the key hole again..????


Look, only one hand, just like the pro's dude..!!!!



Well Ayah Reep, let's order...!!! Vodka..?? Red Wine..?? Nespray..???


God, Im Sooooo Drunked...!!!! Check out my Eyes...!!!!



Thanks For The Booze Ayah Reep...!!!! Hehehehe....

Friday, 7 January 2011

SUNDAY FAMILY OUTING...!!!




Well, Nothing much to type here..!!!! All I can say for that day is why the weather is so freaking hot..??? Im sweating all over, including my diaper...!!!! Happy 7 Month for me...!!!! Huhuhuhuhu...!!!!! And Where's My Lightsaber Dad..???? Waaaaaaaaahhh.........!!!!!!


Me and other friend, named Joe...!!!!

Let's eat people....!!!! Im Hungry...!!!!


Dragging Mak Lang Into Drifting....!!!!! Whhooosshhh....!!!!



My New Jail Cell..!!! Dammnn....!!!!! Wonder How Spartacus Feels...!!!!

Sunday, 2 January 2011

My So Called Jedi Training....!!! And Happy 2011...!!

Ok guys, This post is dedicated to all jedi master (especially yhe young ones...). its been a while I've been trained by a Sith Lord and Yoda will not like this at all...!!! Like my Daddy always said to me, Peace is a lie, my son..!!! There Is Only Passion...!!! Through Passion You'll gain Strengh...!!!! Through Strengh You'll gain Victory...!!! Well, I do hope It's worth it dad...!!!! You know I'll follow any path that you'll take..!!! Ashouza's Empire, here we go...!!!! Happy 2011 and may God Bless you all..!!!!

The Uniform before meeting the 'SITH' Lord....!!!!!




Daddy told me that this Lightsaber is still dangerous for me...!!!! Soon...!!!



My so called Jedi bunker...!!!! The 'FORCE' is so strong here....!!!! In fact, I've just killed the little chick beside me accidently by the force....!!!! Oopppsss....!!!!